i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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