I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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