C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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