she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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