what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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