Say something about gay babies.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I just forgot I was standing up.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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