we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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