i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
