All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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