Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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