the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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