I CAN MOONWALK!
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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