There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
What happened to fro yo and sex?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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