Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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