her vagine was all disorganized.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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