What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
4 words: hood of his car
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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