if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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