I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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