Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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