Sry I called you an 8
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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