next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize