Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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