she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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