do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Naked. naked and bneed help.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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