She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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