I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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