whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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