In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize