David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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