yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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