She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
you will always have a special place in my vag
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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