Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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