Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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