Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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