Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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