you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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