I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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