I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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