i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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