i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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