these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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