Kareoke will never be a sober sport
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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