he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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