She said her name was "party"
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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