I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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