It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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