If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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