Are we in a gay sports bar?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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