I looked at my own cervix.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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