If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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