can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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