The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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