You work out of a Hotel?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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