Sry I called you an 8
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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